Danielle Torella

Unfiltered Chaos

Fifty Shades Darker!

I am a HUGE fan of everything Fifty Shades, if your not, that’s perfectly fine too! But I LOVE it! And I can’t wait for


I have been TRYING to avoid seeing too many teasers and previews, I want to be stunned and surprised. Now, I know many other super fans waited and scouted theater sites for movie tickets as soon as they went on sale a while ago..frankly I’m surprised I didn’t do that! But, today the day before it opens I get on Fandango and look to see whats available and I was lucky to find some GREAT seats for FRIDAY night!

I’m going to drag my hubby to this one, just like I did when I actually dragged him all the way to NEW YORK CITY for the premier with the Today Show for the first film! BTW that was one of the MOST epic of epic experiences of my life! I will have to make a separate post about that later 😉

Anyways! I am so stoked and I can’t contain myself!

Tell me, are you seeing it? If so, when?


Please no negative comments, if you don’t care for any of it, then please keep it to yourself, or say so in a respectful manor ❤

Signing off.

Coffee Kisses and Cyanide Wishes,



Mother Nature: 0 Me: 1

Today s motivation was limited but not defining. Lucky me mother nature decided to kick my butt! But here I am on the stationary bike, after completing 30 minutes on the elliptical and burning 171 calories

Normally I would match that with the bike…. AND I DID! 

My level starts on 2 on the bike and I have my earbuds in and cranked. I don’t know about you but I love heavy rock and energetic or dark and cryptic music when I work out. No rap or hip hop for this chick! I eventually work my way up to 4/5 depending on the song.

Today’s top artists to get my blood boiling are

Powerman 5000

The Distillers

Three Days Grace

I listened too a hand full of others but those three really did it for me today!

Today’s workout is not balls to the wall, but it still counts, because I’m out here doing it and sweating my ass off!

I managed to do 30 minutes on each piece and a total of 334 calories burned. Not bad considering…well, cramps.

Signing off.

Coffee Kisses & Cyanide Wishes


38 Days In

Now, I am going to say this once and only once right here.


Ok, now that, that’s out of the way… I am on my own “path” to getting fit. Here I will be posting what I am doing. Most of the workouts I do or foods I eat are my own ideas, things I’ve found over at the holy grail aka Pinterest. 

Okay…now here’s what might get you peeved at me. I’m going to give you where I started at and my personal goals…

On January 1st 2017 I weighed in at 108 lbs. I am 5’0″ flat. I wasn’t liking how my clothes fit and how sluggish I was feeling. So, I decided to change that. I feel like if your not happy in your own skin then you are the only one that can change that and should. It doesn’t mean you have to be a tooth pick to be happy. I believe you can be a curvy bad ass and love the shit out of yourself and that’s what matters the most.

Today is February 7th 2017 and I weighed in this morning at 101 lbs! Now, I’m not looking into pounds as I am how I feel in my clothes and where I want to lose some excess weight. I want to be fit and strong. In May there is a Color Run happening in my city and I want to do it, but I would like to run as much of it as I can and not walk it.

I have been holding myself accountable, bu logging into my 365 Happy Planner with the fitness pack. It allows me to keep a food log, track exercise, water intake and at the end of each month there is a progress selfie spot with follow-up questions about how I feel I did and what I could do, to do better. I loooooove my planner! I use it everyday and not just for the fitness stuff. BUT I do feel like it helps a TON!

You know how many women will have a goal outfit? A piece of clothing they have or want to have, that helps motivate the progress? Most will pick a pair of jeans, a dress, even a swimsuit…me? Nope I like to make myself suffer. My goal item is a replica costume piece. Harley Quins bottoms from the movie Suicide Squad. Yup gluten for punishment!

I am lucky enough to love in an apartment complex that has a SMALL little gym. I go 3 days a week 60 minutes each day. I usually do the Elliptical and the Stationary Bike.

Here are some of my pics of my own crap from starting out. I will post random fitness/progress stuff as normal posts and the important ones here. Maybe the Butt and Gut challenge I’m doing also.

Again not a doctor or of any significance to direct you in any medical shape or form, but I’m here to talk about whatever!

This blog post is also in the menu tab titled “My Everything Hurts…I Mean Fitness”

Welcome to the Mad House!

Hey Hey Hey People!

So, I’m sure you have seen some changes to the blog, I hope you like it. I wanted to revamp this thaaang to make it not so stuffy and not just for my books, because well, lets face it hat can get old. Especially if you have read all of my stuff or just don’t care. I get it, no worries! So, I’m adding new pages to the menu bar and I will be doing fun posts along with promo posts.

I would love to hear what you think too! There’s always an opportunity to comment or reach me, so please do! I will post about things and products I love and use and if there’s something you want me to try, then TELL me! Anything you want me to feature? TELL me! Something to try? TELL me! Seriously people let me know.

I want to post about some of these topics and then some:

Books, Movies, TV, Netflix binges, Planners, Art, Music, Style, Hair (colors!), Tattoos, Piercings, Comic Books (I LOVE comic books so I will let you know what I’m into!), Coffee, Wine, Classy and Trashy topics, Shopping, Deals, Pets (MY FERRETS!)

Be sure to follow me on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter also! Those are at the bottom of any page!

Okie Dokie…

Signing off.

Coffee Kisses and Cyanide Wishes.


Happy ALMOST New Year!



2016 has been a doozy hasn’t it?

How about a new book to read?!

I have ALL my books on sale over at Amazon and Barnes & for ONLY $0.99! That’s less than a dollar!

BUT its only for 4 that’s FOUR days!

Get them here! (B&N is being a tad slower)


Private Message:

Amazon –

Barnes and Noble –


Private Show:

Amazon –

Barnes and Noble –


Private Affair:

Amazon –

Barnes and Noble –


About Time:

Amazon –

Barnes and Noble –


Lily’s Law:

Amazon –

Barnes and Noble –


Are you coming to the CNY Author Expo in Syracuse NY on September 3rd?

Want to guarantee one or more of my books?

Fill out this form!


CNY Author Expo

CNY Author Expo – Fall In Love With Romance

– September 3rd, 2016 – The Crown Plaza of Syracuse NY

– Get Your Tickets Here TICKETS

– Ticket Prices:

Level 1- Sapphire Level- $12.50 (this is a general admission ticket that allows readers to enter for the hours of 12-2)

Level 1- Ruby Level- $12.50 (this is a general admission ticket that allows readers to enter for the hours of 3-5)

Level 2- Emerald Level- $20.00 (this is a general admission ticket that allows readers to enter for both the morning and afternoon signing times) Level 3- Diamond Level (VIP)- $45 (this allows readers entry 1 hour early at 11, and they will receive an event tee shirt and event swag)

Follow the Event on Facebook!

JOIN the Attendees Group!

Attending Authors:

H. D’Agostino
MJ Fields
Alexis Noelle
Ally Derby
Amanda Lance
Antoinette Candela
Ashley Suzanne
Autumn Jones Lake
Breigh Forstner
Bria Starr
BT Urruela
Chelsea Cameron
Christa Cervone
Danielle Torella
Daryl Banner
Elizabeth York
Ellie Wade
Emersyn Vallis
Jennifer Burrows
Jill Prand
Joanne Schwehm
Josie Charles
Kate Stewart
Kelly Gendron
Kelly Mooney
Kimberly Knight
L.A. Rander
Leigha Taylor
M.C. Decker
Madeline Sheehan
Michelle Iannarelli
Paige Steele
RD Cole
Rebecca Elise
S. Moose
SE Dean
Stacy Borel
Stevie J. Cole
Susan Cairns
T. Torrest
Theresa Marguerite Hewitt
Official event photographer – Furious Fotog




I got my copy! Did you?!
You can get this bad ass anthology FULL of 24 stories from 25 authors (such as moi!) And the best part? ALL proceeds from sales are being donated to the Women’s Heart Disease red dress foundation!
Author Christy Dilg, Book Title: Madam Cougar
Mary Catherine Gebhard, Book Title: Tied (Owned 2.5)
Dawne Walters Author & Bo Driscoll, Book Title: Center Ice
Emily A. Lawrence, Book Title: Derailed
MC Cerny Author, Book Title: Twenty
Katherine Rhodes, Book Title: Now. Forever.
Author t. h. snyder, Book Title: Classified
L.B. Dunbar, Author, Book Title: The Red Dress Affair
Author Madison Street, Book Title: Heated Rhythm
Carter Ashby, Book Title: To Be Touched
Layla Stevens, Book Title: What the Heart Wants
Author Danielle Torella, Book Title: Tenant Number Seven
Lorraine Loveit Author, Book Title: The Dom Bodyguard
Author Kristen Hope Mazzola, Book Title: Colt&Serena
Danielle Jamie, Book Title: Just South of Heaven
Author Isobelle Cate, Book Title: Foil
MJ Carnal-Carter, Book Title: Moretti
Author-Tiffany Aleman, Book Title: Fixing Us
Erica M. Christensen, Book Title: Dangerous Desire
Author M.A.Stone, Book Title: Whiskey Drunk Love
Author Morgan Jane Mitchell, Book Title: The Red Door
K.S. Smith & Megan C. Smith, Book Title: Love Me For Me
Misha Elliott, Book Title: A Day for Love

Will I see you there?

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Who else is super excited about the NORTH SHORE AUTHOR SIGNING?!

I can’t wait to see all my author buddies and my book buddies! You all know I’m quiet at first…lol
I will have all my books:
-The PRIVATE Series-
~Private Message
~Private Show
~Private Affair
($10 each or All 3 for $25!)
-Stand Alones-
~About Time
~Lily’s Law
—- I will also have ART! —-
Have you gotten your tickets yet?!

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